That be my pirate name, lads and lasses. Learn it and don't misplace it.
My pirate name is:
Iron William Rackham
lat A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!